I call this a page.

my week isn’t complete without at least 3 mental breakdowns

snorlaxatives:

it’s funny when people say they hate cops because it’s like

you’re mad because you did illegal things

and it’s your own fault

please have a seat

whatsacanada:

umbrellabubble:

littleredstriderhood:

17andyoudontknowme:

“How did your internet addiction start?”

spigot:

perks of dating me:

• i’ll probably make you laugh once or twice
• ????

(Source: bromst)

gayleaf:

if i was your boyfriend i would do so much cute stuff. i’d bring you soup when you were feeling sick, i’d rub your tummy when you got cramps, i’d wake you up in the middle of the night dressed as an eagle shouting abstract poetry at my own dick

(Source: rgfk)

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself